As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10160. | James (roguehamster2073) | 80.15 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
10161. | Aquazin (aquazin) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
10162. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 80.15 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
10163. | Shin Yang (brokenshin) | 80.14 | 94.4% | 2023-12-09 |
10164. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 80.14 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
10165. | Justin (liontan) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
10166. | VQL (vqlence) | 80.13 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
10167. | CJ (cj2305) | 80.13 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
10168. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 80.13 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
10169. | Alan (taialan) | 80.12 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
10170. | Nagi (_nagi) | 80.12 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
10171. | Blaze (klblaz) | 80.12 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
10172. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 80.12 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
10173. | Madi (madsssss) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
10174. | James (ziskbit) | 80.11 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
10175. | Jessica (jeguar) | 80.11 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
10176. | Hobbyist (keyboardgovrrrmvrrm) | 80.10 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
10177. | John1 (n1johhner) | 80.10 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
10178. | amy (rose51203) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
10179. | Dr. Prof. (whiteevil) | 80.10 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
10180. | running_dog (persists) | 80.10 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
10181. | Nathan (nateroob) | 80.09 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
10182. | todayis_WanD (zeropatience) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
10183. | Will (w1llmcl) | 80.09 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
10184. | Storm (stormfalcon) | 80.09 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
10185. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 80.07 | 96.2% | 2023-10-05 |
10186. | Kameron (kammunist) | 80.07 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
10187. | james (chilty14) | 80.07 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
10188. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 80.06 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
10189. | Clew (clewfinger) | 80.06 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |