What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1148. | igs (x7041) | 86.25 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
1149. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 86.24 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
1150. | Kevin (sayanghae) | 86.24 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
1151. | Leon (bluesunset) | 86.21 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
1152. | Sander (sdelange99) | 86.20 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
1153. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 86.19 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
1154. | Kevin (seetaberry) | 86.19 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
1155. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 86.17 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
1156. | H (docsattar) | 86.16 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
1157. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 86.15 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
1158. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 86.15 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
1159. | kira (mysticpupper) | 86.13 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
1160. | Kappa (isulje22) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
1161. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 86.11 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
1162. | Caroline (murungu) | 86.09 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
1163. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 86.07 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
1164. | o.O (yorickvw) | 86.06 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
1165. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 86.05 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
1166. | Panda (pandaklin) | 86.05 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
1167. | Bob (checkmate123) | 86.04 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
1168. | Michael (idzohar) | 86.02 | 99% | 2019-12-19 |
1169. | PR (mrprx) | 85.98 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
1170. | Frieren (frieren) | 85.97 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
1171. | Hal (goscinny2) | 85.95 | 96% | 2018-11-18 |
1172. | Buo YU (koh100) | 85.95 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
1173. | Harrison (160810601) | 85.91 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
1174. | Abhishek (abhishek3007) | 85.91 | 99% | 2018-10-09 |
1175. | Nolan (nolypants) | 85.89 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
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