The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7271. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 95.16 | 99% | 2016-05-26 |
7272. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 95.16 | — | 2010-11-19 |
7273. | Matt (mgunn) | 95.16 | 96% | 2014-02-18 |
7274. | Pol (zegionx) | 95.16 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
7275. | Aj (ajgabe1) | 95.16 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
7276. | Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
7277. | Tmo (zvblast) | 95.15 | 98% | 2013-06-09 |
7278. | Luecian (luecianlol) | 95.15 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
7279. | Tsukasa (tsukasa) | 95.14 | — | 2010-08-04 |
7280. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 95.14 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
7281. | Gary (garrigan) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
7282. | Holo (holo) | 95.14 | 89% | 2016-09-28 |
7283. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.14 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
7284. | Hannah (laughingasong) | 95.14 | — | 2010-06-16 |
7285. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 95.14 | 95% | 2015-09-12 |
7286. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 95.14 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
7287. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-08-02 |
7288. | Ben (ballisticknife) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
7289. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
7290. | Chareth (seacaptain5) | 95.13 | — | 2010-06-22 |
7291. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 95.12 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
7292. | Baitalon (baitalon) | 95.12 | 98% | 2014-02-28 |
7293. | Collin (csmith56) | 95.12 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
7294. | ルミ (sharonxse) | 95.12 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
7295. | kush gohil (gohilkush) | 95.12 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
7296. | Tom (calder27) | 95.12 | — | 2009-05-14 |
7297. | Saito (saito) | 95.11 | — | 2010-04-28 |
7298. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
7299. | T (simonhawk) | 95.11 | 96% | 2014-03-28 |
7300. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 95.11 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |