As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11924. | Kuno (kunohami) | 75.89 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
11925. | andy (sushimomma) | 75.89 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
11926. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 75.89 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
11927. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 75.89 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
11928. | Nathan (nat179) | 75.88 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
11929. | Cesar (cvivas) | 75.88 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
11930. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
11931. | D (akrino) | 75.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-03 |
11932. | Spritly (spritly) | 75.88 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
11933. | Jacob (jacobrrr) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
11934. | Mason (axiune) | 75.88 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
11935. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 75.88 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
11936. | Ty (melmao12) | 75.87 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
11937. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 75.87 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
11938. | Amro (hummus18_) | 75.86 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
11939. | David (munichdobe) | 75.85 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
11940. | Veitch (veitch) | 75.84 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
11941. | Sam (litesam) | 75.84 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
11942. | MUIGABRIEL (mui_gabriel) | 75.84 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
11943. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 75.84 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
11944. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 75.83 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
11945. | Mikel (mikelhector) | 75.83 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
11946. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
11947. | sholm (sholm) | 75.83 | 99% | 2018-02-07 |
11948. | Gabrielle (gabby_joi23) | 75.83 | 89% | 2017-02-27 |
11949. | Markus (sneakysomfan) | 75.83 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
11950. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
11951. | Isisante (isisante) | 75.82 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
11952. | Sam (winceless) | 75.82 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
11953. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |