As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15336. | Matt (goragon) | 67.33 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
15337. | Artymis (artemistdm) | 67.33 | 85% | 2015-11-26 |
15338. | Nathan (nazx5) | 67.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-08 |
15339. | Seth (freakinwicked) | 67.32 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
15340. | Kasey (kasebear) | 67.32 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
15341. | AZ (tundoo) | 67.32 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
15342. | Wilson (tigermatos) | 67.30 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
15343. | Discipline (horizon8848) | 67.30 | 95% | 2023-08-05 |
15344. | Bram (pok3monfreak) | 67.30 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
15345. | dark (rycae) | 67.30 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
15346. | _dar (e7egy) | 67.30 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
15347. | AM (freae) | 67.30 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
15348. | SergeantSuper (sergeantsuper) | 67.30 | 89% | 2015-09-27 |
15349. | I'm typing on a steering wh... | 67.29 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
15350. | Josh (jonono1919) | 67.29 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
15351. | jonesbob (jonesbob) | 67.29 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
15352. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 67.28 | 95% | 2023-09-10 |
15353. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 67.28 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
15354. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 67.28 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
15355. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 67.28 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
15356. | Custard (custardfishfillets) | 67.28 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
15357. | Necro (necroeater) | 67.28 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
15358. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 67.28 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
15359. | Karsten (gerk) | 67.28 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
15360. | Sochetra (chetrapnc) | 67.28 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
15361. | lei (leivid) | 67.27 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
15362. | Esaias (esaiastilly) | 67.27 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
15363. | Krish (krish3004) | 67.27 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
15364. | maxf (maxf8) | 67.27 | 93% | 2017-04-14 |
15365. | lim (yeeping1) | 67.27 | 92% | 2015-07-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |