So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12695. | Eco (ec00o00) | 79.85 | 87% | 2016-02-08 |
12696. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 79.85 | 95% | 2014-05-01 |
12697. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 79.85 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
12698. | Hải (mymomismad) | 79.84 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
12699. | sarah (sek1129) | 79.84 | 98% | 2012-02-16 |
12700. | Seth (sethamajig) | 79.83 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
12701. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 79.83 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
12702. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 79.83 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
12703. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 79.83 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
12704. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 79.82 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
12705. | asdf (jplow1) | 79.82 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
12706. | Roodoe (roodoe) | 79.82 | 91% | 2013-03-21 |
12707. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 79.82 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
12708. | Tessa (tlw34) | 79.82 | 92% | 2011-07-22 |
12709. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 79.82 | — | 2008-10-24 |
12710. | Colin (facestab) | 79.82 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
12711. | Brett (pinkepank) | 79.81 | 93% | 2015-10-29 |
12712. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 79.81 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
12713. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 79.81 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
12714. | Vandrick (vandrick) | 79.81 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
12715. | Clark (mr_wayne) | 79.81 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
12716. | FocusToImprove (wpm250) | 79.81 | 98% | 2012-07-15 |
12717. | little (littleruiness) | 79.81 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
12718. | Jonathan (birakira) | 79.81 | — | 2009-02-11 |
12719. | Monkey (firefalcon445) | 79.80 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
12720. | qwerty (jowk) | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
12721. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
12722. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 79.80 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
12723. | Honore (bigzeek3) | 79.80 | 98% | 2014-09-29 |
12724. | James (snowfxz) | 79.80 | 94% | 2011-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |