As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7202. | jiaxing (jiaxingb) | 88.01 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
7203. | dilectus (dilectus) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
7204. | Julian (misterjulianbean) | 88.01 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
7205. | CM (xilasirc) | 88.01 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
7206. | Carl (tjdajm) | 88.01 | 90% | 2016-04-25 |
7207. | peench (gozaimasu) | 88.00 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
7208. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 88.00 | 95% | 2015-08-09 |
7209. | Famesh (fampatel) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
7210. | Connor (c42855) | 87.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
7211. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 87.98 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
7212. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
7213. | t (zyxx) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
7214. | Janc (psyy1234) | 87.98 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
7215. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 87.97 | 98% | 2016-10-02 |
7216. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 87.97 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
7217. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 87.97 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
7218. | Arne (11bricks) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
7219. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.96 | 93% | 2015-10-01 |
7220. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 87.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
7221. | mptj (mptj) | 87.96 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
7222. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 87.96 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
7223. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 87.95 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
7224. | SS (ss_goku) | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
7225. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
7226. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
7227. | Sriram (shriramshriram) | 87.94 | 88% | 2015-11-03 |
7228. | Guest (loadlng) | 87.94 | 91% | 2015-06-17 |
7229. | Vil (vilsie) | 87.93 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
7230. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 87.92 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
7231. | C (easywincg) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |