As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8781. | Aayush (aayushm8) | 83.59 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
8782. | pin (fatcatpin) | 83.59 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
8783. | Ed (ryten22) | 83.58 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
8784. | Martin (cydrox) | 83.58 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
8785. | focus on acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 83.58 | 96.2% | 2023-12-09 |
8786. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
8787. | Annalis (annalis_annalis) | 83.58 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
8788. | shui (sammi76) | 83.58 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
8789. | M (okie) | 83.58 | 98% | 2015-06-04 |
8790. | muretan (muretan) | 83.57 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
8791. | Enes (surfersz) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
8792. | type (ohwow17) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
8793. | HONK (canada_gooses) | 83.56 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
8794. | jeremy (x23mark) | 83.56 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
8795. | Noah (strandedorca) | 83.56 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
8796. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
8797. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 83.55 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
8798. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 83.55 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
8799. | μώμω (tanunki) | 83.55 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
8800. | Josh (bigpepp) | 83.55 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
8801. | J (sadiputs) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
8802. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 83.55 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
8803. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
8804. | Torin (torinftw) | 83.54 | 95% | 2017-02-04 |
8805. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 83.54 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
8806. | Reebane (reebane) | 83.54 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
8807. | Global (global_typer69) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
8808. | Dell (delliu) | 83.53 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
8809. | mrw1 (mrw1) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
8810. | quake0 (quake0) | 83.53 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |