As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15861. | Suryanarayanan (surya_v) | 66.13 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
15862. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 66.13 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
15863. | Ela (eloves0510) | 66.12 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
15864. | Wiljam (suzukin) | 66.12 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
15865. | edvn (mysticmnky) | 66.12 | 96% | 2024-01-28 |
15866. | Audrey (aamrose) | 66.12 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
15867. | icosaedru (achimia) | 66.12 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
15868. | Marcin (marzelin) | 66.11 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
15869. | Connor (condogiv) | 66.10 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
15870. | Scorbutsale (scorbutsale) | 66.10 | 96.4% | 2021-02-05 |
15871. | Zohar (zoharsah) | 66.09 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
15872. | Mac (imsosure) | 66.09 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
15873. | Leonid (leosmrdljak) | 66.08 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
15874. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 66.08 | 96.2% | 2021-02-07 |
15875. | tyler (froggytime) | 66.08 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
15876. | Rocker (rockerturner) | 66.08 | 94% | 2015-06-14 |
15877. | Rounak (rouvai) | 66.07 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
15878. | Jake (jasala) | 66.07 | 92% | 2017-03-31 |
15879. | JOSH (jo_dpe) | 66.07 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
15880. | Logan (thunderst0rm) | 66.07 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
15881. | Scott (mogyoon) | 66.07 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
15882. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 66.07 | 93% | 2016-03-18 |
15883. | korey (koreyx) | 66.07 | 95% | 2023-07-24 |
15884. | Gurra (halogurra) | 66.07 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
15885. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 66.07 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
15886. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 66.06 | 99% | 2022-12-26 |
15887. | Lukas (lukasvel) | 66.06 | 95% | 2021-07-10 |
15888. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 66.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
15889. | Trevin (trevin_gilpin) | 66.06 | 94% | 2017-03-13 |
15890. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.05 | 94% | 2020-01-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |