I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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315. | Mark (msg0192) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
316. | chekic (chekic) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
317. | Pyren (pyren83) | 83.09 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
318. | Davin (davintjong) | 83.03 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
319. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 83.03 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
320. | suzu (suzu213) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
321. | + (hollin) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
322. | Dom (arktag) | 82.62 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
323. | Chris (chrisljiang) | 82.60 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
324. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.55 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
325. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 82.53 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
326. | Charles (armdev) | 82.29 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
327. | Chase (chaseypoo) | 82.17 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
328. | Laura (laurasee) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
329. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 82.11 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
330. | Edward (kailhreds) | 82.04 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
331. | sloth (mitchie98) | 81.81 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
332. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 81.78 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
333. | Wan (zenag) | 81.76 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
334. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 81.69 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
335. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
336. | Cole (coleb117) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
337. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
338. | chris (llamas876) | 81.42 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
339. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 81.32 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
340. | Axel (sector7) | 81.27 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
341. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 81.15 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
342. | Kranite (vg_infernozz) | 81.14 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
343. | Samuel (mao_ting_dew) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
344. | I12 (inot12) | 81.13 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |