As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9573. | Michael (khel_diente) | 81.62 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
9574. | creatnigcozdontwanttoverify... | 81.61 | 96% | 2024-05-08 |
9575. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 81.61 | 87% | 2015-12-10 |
9576. | Henry (fastypr) | 81.60 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
9577. | Wazza (wazzahh) | 81.60 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
9578. | Tri (trichy26) | 81.60 | 98% | 2016-10-20 |
9579. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 81.59 | 97% | 2023-11-04 |
9580. | b2 (bittumon) | 81.59 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
9581. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 81.59 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
9582. | Che (che247) | 81.59 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
9583. | Mattie (mattieshoes) | 81.59 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
9584. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 81.59 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
9585. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 81.58 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
9586. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 81.58 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
9587. | John Isaac (thund3rcl4p) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
9588. | Ilove (ilovehamlet) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
9589. | Lukas (steely_dan) | 81.57 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
9590. | Tricia (tfung80) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
9591. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 81.57 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
9592. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 81.57 | 95% | 2015-11-25 |
9593. | Zorashi (zorashi64) | 81.57 | 96.2% | 2023-11-16 |
9594. | Corgetta (corgetta) | 81.56 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
9595. | Gabriel (hofergabriel) | 81.56 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
9596. | Cally (callyh) | 81.56 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
9597. | Joey (092767) | 81.56 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
9598. | Lightning (lightning_po) | 81.55 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
9599. | Christian (ohhwowchriss) | 81.54 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
9600. | fried_egg (fried_egg) | 81.54 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
9601. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 81.54 | 96.5% | 2023-12-17 |
9602. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 81.53 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |