As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7732. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 86.51 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
7733. | Trenten (guitars12) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
7734. | Zor (zorion) | 86.51 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
7735. | Kate (larleek) | 86.50 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
7736. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
7737. | Waqar (john_counter) | 86.50 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
7738. | Jeremiah (kikari) | 86.48 | 97% | 2017-02-16 |
7739. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 86.48 | 95.6% | 2023-12-26 |
7740. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
7741. | Curtis (squirtlebomb) | 86.48 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
7742. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 86.48 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
7743. | Gali (galitype) | 86.47 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
7744. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
7745. | Daniel (danpyq) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
7746. | Kaushik (yeswekey) | 86.46 | 94% | 2016-01-21 |
7747. | Evan (falterego) | 86.46 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
7748. | lukec4thebomb (lukec4thebomb) | 86.45 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
7749. | Lagom (thelagom) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
7750. | Miguel (miguelpro) | 86.45 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
7751. | dane (gratedane) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
7752. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 86.45 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
7753. | J (mirumirai) | 86.45 | 93% | 2015-09-07 |
7754. | Chris (mctalon1) | 86.44 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
7755. | Deng (cremechoco) | 86.43 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
7756. | Lawrence (denouementx) | 86.43 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
7757. | Vivek (viivek) | 86.43 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
7758. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 86.43 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
7759. | mustanggtgto (mustanggtgto) | 86.42 | 98.5% | 2023-12-28 |
7760. | kira (mysticpupper) | 86.41 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
7761. | Roger (gamer95) | 86.41 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |