Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1379. | Lindsay (math314) | 87.80 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
1380. | Kou (kounakano) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
1381. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
1382. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 87.77 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
1383. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 87.77 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
1384. | Andrew (ossit) | 87.77 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
1385. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 87.75 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
1386. | Kill (killyourself1234) | 87.75 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
1387. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
1388. | Z (error_username_not_avail... | 87.72 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
1389. | русские вперед... | 87.71 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
1390. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 87.70 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
1391. | Igor (bigloser3) | 87.69 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
1392. | Rai (joyzkrtz) | 87.68 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
1393. | Braylin (atlasrising) | 87.67 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
1394. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 87.65 | 94% | 2017-12-29 |
1395. | Re (ha10060958) | 87.63 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
1396. | Miguel (migumigu) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
1397. | Type (born2bwilde) | 87.61 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
1398. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 87.61 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
1399. | TsmMyth with HIV (festim) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
1400. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
1401. | Adam (whalsey1) | 87.57 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
1402. | Bea (libbearator) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
1403. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.53 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
1404. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 87.52 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
1405. | Adam (lechy901) | 87.52 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
1406. | plants (_plants) | 87.51 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
1407. | Durum (durumpitta) | 87.50 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
1408. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |