Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1642. | James2 (james372) | 84.47 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
1643. | Edwin (nightseas) | 84.46 | 99% | 2018-06-14 |
1644. | Timo (ubulin) | 84.44 | 95% | 2019-03-07 |
1645. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 84.43 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
1646. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 84.42 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
1647. | K (karthur) | 84.41 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
1648. | LEntless (lentless) | 84.40 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
1649. | Cinari (cinari) | 84.38 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
1650. | Dark (dark_byte) | 84.36 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
1651. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 84.34 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
1652. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 84.30 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
1653. | Logan (loganangle22) | 84.30 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
1654. | Ian (holeyness) | 84.29 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
1655. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
1656. | sd (souparna021) | 84.27 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
1657. | Martin (martinlxn) | 84.27 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
1658. | Mike (migpok35) | 84.26 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
1659. | Trav (travm) | 84.24 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
1660. | M (nazarene7) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
1661. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 84.22 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
1662. | James (faketag) | 84.21 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
1663. | Harold (haroldfinch) | 84.21 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
1664. | gangsheet (quickmaths) | 84.21 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
1665. | sleepy (gryph0n) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
1666. | Bach (bwv988) | 84.20 | 99% | 2019-10-10 |
1667. | James (cartlidge5329) | 84.20 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
1668. | Buhrocco (ebruh) | 84.19 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
1669. | Pan (onepan) | 84.15 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
1670. | Bananko (bananko) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
1671. | (based) (not_medicine) | 84.11 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |