As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10565. | Guava (typernoob07) | 79.15 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
10566. | Langson (nosgnal) | 79.15 | 97.8% | 2021-02-21 |
10567. | damn daniel (xxj4mfazenut36... | 79.15 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
10568. | Jack (katale7) | 79.15 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
10569. | evan (monehh) | 79.15 | 90% | 2016-09-23 |
10570. | BrokenPen (alan11abc) | 79.15 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
10571. | Twilight (ribossoma) | 79.14 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
10572. | Parsa (parsam65) | 79.13 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
10573. | East (eastwind21) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
10574. | senpai (muchsenpai) | 79.13 | 82% | 2016-09-22 |
10575. | Decima (blastin) | 79.13 | 91% | 2015-07-04 |
10576. | H J (ojinjin) | 79.12 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
10577. | Micah (micahfriesen) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
10578. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 79.12 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
10579. | myco (myco24) | 79.12 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
10580. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 79.11 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
10581. | pan (oldpan) | 79.10 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
10582. | Austin (chibomb) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-10-23 |
10583. | Housekeeping (speedshticks) | 79.10 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
10584. | Michael (michael527) | 79.10 | 91% | 2015-10-11 |
10585. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 79.10 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
10586. | Star Platinum (starplatinum... | 79.09 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
10587. | Chicken (chickenrun0) | 79.09 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
10588. | rideler (rideler) | 79.09 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
10589. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
10590. | bubu (cgfu) | 79.09 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
10591. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 79.09 | 91% | 2015-04-14 |
10592. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
10593. | Persona (unknownpersona) | 79.08 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
10594. | WellLubed (welllubed) | 79.08 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |