The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5823. | haha u r smart :)) (ma_men) | 99.57 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
5824. | rip reckful (wlwil) | 99.57 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
5825. | Varut (fail01) | 99.57 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
5826. | AUTISMO! (autismo) | 99.57 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
5827. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 99.57 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
5828. | Eugene (entilaren) | 99.56 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
5829. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
5830. | Christopher (christos) | 99.55 | — | 2008-12-07 |
5831. | jaacouub (fsnxward) | 99.55 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
5832. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 99.55 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
5833. | rakesh_singh (rakesh_singh) | 99.54 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
5834. | Sabey (thesabe) | 99.54 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
5835. | Mic (miciora) | 99.54 | 98% | 2016-07-18 |
5836. | Grant (datasianguy23) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
5837. | Richard (dicklash) | 99.53 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
5838. | Joni (jonicali) | 99.53 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
5839. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.52 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
5840. | PhlyingPhingers (phlyingphi... | 99.52 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
5841. | Felix (ixi01) | 99.51 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
5842. | Daniel (itypestuff) | 99.51 | 98% | 2012-09-24 |
5843. | Blake (sodasiphon) | 99.50 | 93% | 2014-09-25 |
5844. | Boris (oipunk77) | 99.50 | — | 2010-02-13 |
5845. | Quinn (quinnngo) | 99.50 | 99% | 2017-11-04 |
5846. | ncf (broccoli_) | 99.49 | 92% | 2014-05-18 |
5847. | wantingpawer (wantingpawer) | 99.48 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
5848. | Diego (divarela) | 99.48 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
5849. | (royaljaat) | 99.48 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
5850. | Giorgi (sigmamale369) | 99.48 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
5851. | Austin (pinchetaco) | 99.48 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
5852. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 99.47 | 96% | 2011-08-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |