The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21873. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 67.70 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
21874. | Bob (phussy) | 67.70 | — | 2009-09-29 |
21875. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
21876. | I like nipples (nibblerfeed) | 67.70 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
21877. | Zayaan (zayaan16) | 67.69 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
21878. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 67.69 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
21879. | zia (jindevil) | 67.69 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
21880. | Anthony (eric10161) | 67.69 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
21881. | philm (philmcole) | 67.69 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
21882. | Bryson (kingfish) | 67.68 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
21883. | Thatchapon (guidearm) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-09-18 |
21884. | Martin (martin1355) | 67.68 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
21885. | arst (sveitser@gmail.com) | 67.68 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
21886. | sane (sntr) | 67.68 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
21887. | Andi (agraumann) | 67.68 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
21888. | UReal (chc39615) | 67.68 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
21889. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
21890. | star (starbaby142) | 67.67 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
21891. | Krills (krillz) | 67.67 | 89% | 2012-11-06 |
21892. | Tim (ts00834811) | 67.67 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
21893. | vblob (vblob) | 67.67 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
21894. | ice (iceicepudding) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
21895. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
21896. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 67.66 | 96% | 2012-01-15 |
21897. | Ry (rds516) | 67.66 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
21898. | Michael (mkelnei) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
21899. | Marco (marcopon) | 67.66 | 92% | 2012-12-26 |
21900. | akash (akash30) | 67.66 | — | 2010-05-27 |
21901. | jenooi (jenooi) | 67.66 | — | 2011-03-07 |
21902. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 67.66 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |