As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8631. | Jeremy (civilizedebates) | 84.06 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
8632. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 84.06 | 95% | 2022-10-25 |
8633. | Uksza (uksza) | 84.06 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
8634. | AppleKeyboard (turbo360) | 84.06 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
8635. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 84.05 | 98% | 2017-05-26 |
8636. | Nonquit Nerd Typist (nerd_t... | 84.05 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
8637. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 84.05 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
8638. | Uno (unoppa) | 84.04 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
8639. | touch grass (midca) | 84.04 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
8640. | Riley (examinedrumble7) | 84.03 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
8641. | Nik (iiirxs) | 84.03 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
8642. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 84.03 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
8643. | lazaro (quid) | 84.03 | 92% | 2016-08-27 |
8644. | Duc (ducx0049) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
8645. | Nikk (white13) | 84.02 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
8646. | Kevin (zenicide) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
8647. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 84.01 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
8648. | akaPython (ahman41) | 84.01 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
8649. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 84.01 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
8650. | Marimo (hiyoshi) | 84.01 | 95% | 2015-09-14 |
8651. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 84.01 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
8652. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 84.00 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
8653. | Mt (mites) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
8654. | Andrew (andyboy1029) | 84.00 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
8655. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
8656. | Bagavan (bagamara) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
8657. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 83.98 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
8658. | One Miss (onemiss) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
8659. | David (seismicsandwich) | 83.97 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
8660. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |