I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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407. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 106.65 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
408. | K (omg911) | 106.57 | 97.6% | 2023-11-25 |
409. | moofasa (macywood) | 106.55 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
410. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 106.46 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
411. | rakki123 (rakki123) | 106.43 | 98.2% | 2023-10-09 |
412. | jeff (fatty235) | 106.37 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
413. | Igor (skeef79) | 106.32 | 97.4% | 2023-12-28 |
414. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 106.31 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
415. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 106.20 | 96.6% | 2023-12-21 |
416. | 01 (0011111) | 106.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-23 |
417. | Mitchell (godekm) | 106.17 | 97.8% | 2024-01-01 |
418. | 🆈🆄🆁🅴🅺 (yurek) | 106.10 | 96.7% | 2024-03-24 |
419. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 106.03 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
420. | Alberti (albertibass) | 105.92 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
421. | Hol (holster) | 105.87 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
422. | olivia (omcg67) | 105.84 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
423. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 105.82 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
424. | xena (scogx3281) | 105.81 | 97.2% | 2024-02-27 |
425. | Nagwu (nagwu) | 105.78 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
426. | Aren (tl8xv) | 105.75 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
427. | chie26 (pandak_ako) | 105.71 | 99% | 2024-01-12 |
428. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 105.69 | 99% | 2024-03-23 |
429. | Stephen (litedrizzle) | 105.67 | 98% | 2024-01-07 |
430. | Stored (stored3lk) | 105.67 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
431. | korvapuusti (kanonn) | 105.62 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
432. | Thomas (toxic365) | 105.53 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
433. | (clergy) | 105.48 | 96.8% | 2023-11-18 |
434. | Mike (jewunit) | 105.39 | 98.2% | 2023-11-07 |
435. | Ask-2005 (ask2005) | 105.37 | 96.7% | 2024-05-02 |
436. | bo1Sauce (then1g) | 105.26 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |