So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5282. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.91 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
5283. | ehe (aeronsic) | 97.90 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
5284. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 97.90 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
5285. | Stephen (stevenick) | 97.89 | — | 2008-12-27 |
5286. | e (edvinb) | 97.89 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
5287. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
5288. | Ligma (eat_water_type_fast) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
5289. | Guy (guyeveryonehates) | 97.87 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
5290. | TOP (man_stop) | 97.87 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
5291. | Marcel (zyphx) | 97.87 | 99% | 2016-09-18 |
5292. | M (methawatc) | 97.87 | 99% | 2018-09-29 |
5293. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.86 | 98% | 2017-12-03 |
5294. | onbloodronaldoisthegoat (on... | 97.86 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
5295. | Ronaldinho (odarealpeo321) | 97.86 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
5296. | Dylan (robott) | 97.86 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
5297. | bad toy (btoy) | 97.86 | 99% | 2011-07-29 |
5298. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 97.85 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
5299. | HoldMyBeer (holdmybeer_) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-04-27 |
5300. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 97.85 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
5301. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 97.85 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
5302. | Herbie (hjrand1005) | 97.84 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
5303. | Hunter (eyeska) | 97.84 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
5304. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.84 | — | 2008-10-15 |
5305. | Albertus (albert98) | 97.84 | 97% | 2014-12-05 |
5306. | Nick (speedracer013) | 97.83 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
5307. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 97.83 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
5308. | ruru (awestrike) | 97.83 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
5309. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 97.83 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
5310. | Alex (majesticalex) | 97.82 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
5311. | Danny (dannyboythezombie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |