Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1638. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.96 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
1639. | Peter (petercro) | 83.93 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
1640. | edward (bloodyrainbow) | 83.92 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
1641. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 83.92 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
1642. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 83.87 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
1643. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 83.83 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
1644. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 83.82 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
1645. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
1646. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 83.76 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
1647. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 83.75 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
1648. | Amber (amberstormneko) | 83.74 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
1649. | Giles (gga_) | 83.73 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
1650. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 83.70 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
1651. | Princess (deathmeter) | 83.70 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
1652. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 83.69 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
1653. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 83.68 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
1654. | TypeAthenian (typeathenian) | 83.67 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
1655. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 83.67 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
1656. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 83.66 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
1657. | Archer (dlockett) | 83.64 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
1658. | สปริงหัก (b... | 83.63 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
1659. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
1660. | S (skonzer) | 83.61 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
1661. | Ufo23 (ufo23gg) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
1662. | Mel (raisenboy) | 83.58 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
1663. | Qi (whathaha) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
1664. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 83.54 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
1665. | doniee (doniee) | 83.53 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
1666. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
1667. | Draven (dravenator) | 83.52 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |