I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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692. | CheriyAy (cheriyay) | 52.03 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
693. | PlusJ (plusj) | 51.97 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
694. | Dhruv (dhruvgohil) | 51.85 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
695. | Mohamed (mohamedsameh) | 51.35 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
696. | Lion (lionpride) | 51.26 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
697. | Boa (aysd00) | 51.06 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
698. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 50.88 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
699. | Gurra (halogurra) | 50.09 | 93% | 2020-11-20 |
700. | Dearil (dearilbee) | 49.75 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
701. | Jones (lynrxe) | 48.86 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
702. | Robert (robasti) | 48.56 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
703. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 48.15 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
704. | Phillip (phillipsophical) | 47.84 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
705. | Sam (sam77777) | 47.79 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
706. | foofy (foofydoggo) | 47.75 | 94% | 2020-11-09 |
707. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 47.11 | 93% | 2020-11-27 |
708. | Matic (matic_mele) | 44.43 | 94% | 2020-12-17 |
709. | Ciprian (c1pri) | 44.42 | 93% | 2020-12-03 |
710. | KauĆ£ (fernandes10) | 43.55 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
711. | Nauman (nomi_nation123) | 40.60 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |