So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7473. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
7474. | god (god_is_here) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
7475. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
7476. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 91.29 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
7477. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 91.29 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
7478. | Barett (thebman919) | 91.29 | — | 2010-11-11 |
7479. | Connor (rower) | 91.29 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
7480. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 91.28 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
7481. | Jay (sockpuppy) | 91.28 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
7482. | san (nianen88) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-02-19 |
7483. | 雲龍 (molndrake) | 91.28 | 92% | 2014-09-15 |
7484. | Dambi (tomino) | 91.28 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
7485. | Mat (tencion) | 91.27 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
7486. | Peter (soulshok) | 91.27 | 96% | 2012-05-14 |
7487. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 91.27 | — | 2010-03-29 |
7488. | Enrique (zero90) | 91.27 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
7489. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
7490. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 91.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
7491. | Lima (legit__mib) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
7492. | Jeff (jeffcolv) | 91.26 | 90% | 2015-06-22 |
7493. | mathman523 (mathman523) | 91.26 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
7494. | moblunt (moblunt) | 91.25 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
7495. | calvindawgz (calvindawgz) | 91.24 | 98% | 2013-01-23 |
7496. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 91.24 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
7497. | Alec (alecwest) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
7498. | woo (homerowmoment) | 91.24 | 97.4% | 2021-02-01 |
7499. | Basil (lemmiwinks2917) | 91.24 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
7500. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 91.24 | 100% | 2014-12-20 |
7501. | Russ (rtyui9) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
7502. | Dustin (dtrain586) | 91.23 | — | 2010-11-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |