So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4127. | USA regime (djancak) | 102.13 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
4128. | Joseph (racecar56) | 102.13 | 96% | 2014-09-10 |
4129. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 102.13 | 95% | 2013-03-16 |
4130. | Karla (karlac) | 102.13 | — | 2009-09-12 |
4131. | Danny (msplayer) | 102.12 | — | 2009-04-13 |
4132. | Dana (joyblack) | 102.12 | — | 2008-09-17 |
4133. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 102.12 | 97% | 2017-04-28 |
4134. | bj (beau9992) | 102.11 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
4135. | Sam (realsamxu) | 102.10 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
4136. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 102.10 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
4137. | Chaitanya (don786) | 102.10 | — | 2011-01-31 |
4138. | willehboi (wiwiwiwill) | 102.09 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
4139. | Edward (xxdeathcorexx) | 102.09 | 100% | 2012-10-19 |
4140. | Khix (khix) | 102.09 | 95% | 2014-12-16 |
4141. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 102.08 | 100% | 2021-08-27 |
4142. | David (contagion) | 102.07 | 97% | 2013-04-05 |
4143. | (nt_chill) | 102.05 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
4144. | Ron (chubbypigs) | 102.05 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
4145. | christian (wahing) | 102.05 | 98% | 2013-12-10 |
4146. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 102.05 | 99% | 2019-12-30 |
4147. | el (elbow) | 102.05 | — | 2009-02-25 |
4148. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 102.04 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
4149. | Coleslaw (coleslaw0) | 102.03 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
4150. | kevin (fboi) | 102.03 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
4151. | Pranav (prpranav) | 102.02 | — | 2010-11-23 |
4152. | Niccolle (loveniccolleleah) | 102.02 | — | 2010-05-25 |
4153. | Shawn (lilshawnb) | 101.99 | 97% | 2011-05-09 |
4154. | Ricky (rickster88) | 101.99 | — | 2010-09-17 |
4155. | Only typing will save the w... | 101.99 | 99% | 2012-03-08 |
4156. | S (codedeft) | 101.99 | 100% | 2017-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |