As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6007. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
6008. | Glerou (tudesci) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
6009. | Max (souriz) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
6010. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
6011. | gwscal (gwscal) | 91.58 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
6012. | Like Like (like_like) | 91.58 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
6013. | Avery (avery_l) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
6014. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 91.56 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
6015. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
6016. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
6017. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 91.56 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
6018. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 91.56 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
6019. | Lost (itslost) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
6020. | Lhyme (lhyme) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
6021. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
6022. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2023-10-29 |
6023. | Kyle (sbm66) | 91.54 | 93% | 2016-10-08 |
6024. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
6025. | D (never_procrastinate) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
6026. | big (bigfudge14) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
6027. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
6028. | PapaLoveYou (papaloveyou) | 91.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
6029. | PoorMansSalad (poormanssalad) | 91.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
6030. | No (bambusnippel) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
6031. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 91.53 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
6032. | Derek (duooreo) | 91.52 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
6033. | Unai (supernax) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
6034. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.52 | 98% | 2024-03-13 |
6035. | Alex (auft) | 91.52 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
6036. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |