So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22677. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 62.83 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
22678. | Manley (manley716) | 62.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
22679. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 62.82 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
22680. | Vince (jojosem) | 62.82 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
22681. | K (ivory_lagi) | 62.81 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
22682. | Douglas (douglaswaugh) | 62.81 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
22683. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 62.81 | 91% | 2015-01-18 |
22684. | Sriram (sriram) | 62.81 | — | 2009-05-02 |
22685. | Jag (jag02) | 62.81 | — | 2010-05-19 |
22686. | Soulka4 (soulka4) | 62.80 | 94.9% | 2023-10-26 |
22687. | Kevin (kevinlei324) | 62.80 | 91% | 2013-11-19 |
22688. | Jeandre (tiwala) | 62.80 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
22689. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 62.80 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
22690. | vi (mashimaro243) | 62.80 | — | 2009-04-18 |
22691. | Tinkureddy (tinku) | 62.80 | — | 2010-09-12 |
22692. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 62.80 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
22693. | DrViosen (dr_viosen) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
22694. | casey (toaster1209) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
22695. | Alex (alex207e) | 62.79 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
22696. | Inaccurate af (wwwolf) | 62.79 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
22697. | dexz (dexor) | 62.79 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
22698. | bean (bean_bean) | 62.79 | — | 2010-11-26 |
22699. | Ace (kamal705) | 62.79 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
22700. | Hunter (vandal) | 62.79 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
22701. | Vi (mashimaro324) | 62.79 | — | 2009-03-22 |
22702. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 62.79 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
22703. | AKGD (akgd) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
22704. | Manish (manish05) | 62.78 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
22705. | tung (chuadao) | 62.78 | — | 2009-10-06 |
22706. | Pit (piteg) | 62.77 | 87% | 2017-01-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |