I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1556. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 72.62 | 95.6% | 2023-10-09 |
1557. | Geese (geese955) | 72.61 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
1558. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 72.58 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
1559. | Subbesh yadav (subeshyadav) | 72.58 | 94% | 2024-05-19 |
1560. | mack (zeno_00) | 72.55 | 95.1% | 2023-11-11 |
1561. | adverb (adverb7) | 72.54 | 95% | 2023-10-20 |
1562. | Master (master_2010) | 72.52 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
1563. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
1564. | Cristian (crism123dm) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
1565. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 72.48 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
1566. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
1567. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
1568. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 72.37 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
1569. | Sens (gokamiso) | 72.35 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
1570. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
1571. | AMSAY (amsay) | 72.32 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
1572. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
1573. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
1574. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
1575. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
1576. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
1577. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 71.97 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
1578. | Victor (erick45642) | 71.95 | 95.1% | 2023-10-12 |
1579. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
1580. | Will (phocmai) | 71.87 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
1581. | Zoat (zoat) | 71.84 | 94% | 2024-03-06 |
1582. | Twisty (twisty69) | 71.81 | 97% | 2024-01-03 |
1583. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 71.77 | 96.9% | 2024-01-04 |
1584. | Garrett (gkuhn98) | 71.75 | 97.6% | 2024-01-04 |
1585. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 71.73 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |