As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5317. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 94.00 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
5318. | Mandem (madem) | 93.99 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
5319. | Kyle (flying_ligers) | 93.99 | 96% | 2023-11-12 |
5320. | David (davidjnovak) | 93.99 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
5321. | rethya (reimogi) | 93.99 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
5322. | Andy (gunwing54) | 93.99 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
5323. | Noob (touchhyper) | 93.99 | 97.4% | 2023-11-08 |
5324. | Chris (chriskalos) | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
5325. | তন্ময়_2 (better_t... | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
5326. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 93.97 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
5327. | Juston (_juston) | 93.95 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
5328. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 93.95 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
5329. | ispiro (isphal) | 93.95 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
5330. | Contango (mik10dro) | 93.94 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
5331. | Seitelha (seitelha) | 93.94 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
5332. | pingx (jpairat) | 93.94 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
5333. | Erik (er_a) | 93.93 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
5334. | James Bond (james_bond777) | 93.93 | 98% | 2023-11-11 |
5335. | Jose (marlak777) | 93.93 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
5336. | Cid (cidmctab) | 93.93 | 99% | 2017-01-13 |
5337. | goober (megumin00) | 93.92 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
5338. | Haripazha (haripazha) | 93.91 | 96% | 2016-08-02 |
5339. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 93.91 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
5340. | Emilio (emilioc) | 93.90 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
5341. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 93.90 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
5342. | grace (gcm02) | 93.89 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
5343. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 93.89 | 100% | 2023-03-05 |
5344. | JK (loljkgo) | 93.89 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
5345. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 93.89 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
5346. | thisandablunt (mdangeloc) | 93.88 | 100% | 2022-06-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |