So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24811. | D (dabirik) | 59.42 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
24812. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 59.42 | — | 2009-05-04 |
24813. | Florian (bflorian) | 59.41 | 93% | 2012-08-07 |
24814. | Tudi (tudipym) | 59.41 | 94% | 2020-02-21 |
24815. | Daniel (shadeless) | 59.41 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
24816. | Mehmet (zugbu) | 59.41 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
24817. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 59.40 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
24818. | yanzhi (cakeuuuu) | 59.40 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
24819. | Julian (juliansy) | 59.40 | — | 2009-05-23 |
24820. | Binamra (binamra) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
24821. | sdfas (monissinom) | 59.39 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
24822. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 59.39 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
24823. | Ebbe (estebanwinslesss) | 59.39 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
24824. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 59.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
24825. | Billy (super1ha1) | 59.39 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
24826. | Ginta (allstar50) | 59.39 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
24827. | Anup (anuplmchne) | 59.38 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
24828. | t (ta123) | 59.38 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
24829. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 59.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
24830. | Mark (markxing) | 59.38 | — | 2008-10-14 |
24831. | YASSER (kifliclt) | 59.37 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
24832. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 59.37 | 89% | 2016-04-04 |
24833. | was (wassio) | 59.37 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
24834. | lindsay (lg2012) | 59.37 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
24835. | Alexa (hackmyheart) | 59.37 | — | 2011-03-15 |
24836. | ゆず (yuzu) | 59.37 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
24837. | sagar (srd531777) | 59.37 | 91% | 2012-11-10 |
24838. | earnin (duvks) | 59.36 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
24839. | Fpicklers (fpickles) | 59.36 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
24840. | Trianglateral (luckyashraj) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |