The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9753. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 89.22 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
9754. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 89.22 | 96% | 2015-02-24 |
9755. | Maggie (mooftu) | 89.22 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
9756. | Mush (mushjonaz) | 89.22 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
9757. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 89.21 | 96% | 2011-11-02 |
9758. | wayne (nonlimit) | 89.21 | — | 2010-04-09 |
9759. | Bob (beachhut) | 89.21 | — | 2011-03-29 |
9760. | Sentinel (sentinel) | 89.21 | 95% | 2012-01-17 |
9761. | Duong (softtyper) | 89.21 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
9762. | K. (spacewalker) | 89.20 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
9763. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 89.20 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
9764. | box (paperbox) | 89.19 | 93% | 2012-10-15 |
9765. | yoon (echra) | 89.19 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
9766. | Jim (sprinks41) | 89.19 | — | 2009-03-22 |
9767. | Malissa (malissa07) | 89.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
9768. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 89.19 | — | 2009-06-12 |
9769. | Mark (markrski2000) | 89.18 | — | 2010-03-29 |
9770. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 89.18 | 96% | 2016-11-10 |
9771. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 89.18 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
9772. | Axel (katalol) | 89.17 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
9773. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
9774. | IChun (lighttodie) | 89.16 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
9775. | Vladi (wacy11) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
9776. | Rav (impaledbison) | 89.16 | 96.7% | 2023-10-07 |
9777. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 89.16 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
9778. | Bach (bach1) | 89.16 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
9779. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 89.16 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
9780. | Person (relearner) | 89.16 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
9781. | Dan Dan (dtmtcm) | 89.16 | 91% | 2013-01-18 |
9782. | Workbean (workbean) | 89.16 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |