As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4338. | Brown Bear (mjcortz) | 97.63 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
4339. | shelley] (shelleypeabody) | 97.62 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
4340. | Lili (liliautumnrain) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
4341. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 97.62 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
4342. | Lightning (nirajp) | 97.62 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
4343. | Conner (unfreez) | 97.61 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
4344. | Doen (gielieanogies) | 97.61 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
4345. | POSTURE (borat_kz) | 97.60 | 99% | 2024-05-25 |
4346. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 97.60 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
4347. | Maervince (maervince) | 97.59 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
4348. | Greg (gregmolick) | 97.58 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
4349. | Anton (tutantontut) | 97.58 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
4350. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 97.57 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
4351. | David (bigd4316) | 97.57 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
4352. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 97.57 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
4353. | Derrel (pakler123) | 97.56 | 98% | 2023-12-15 |
4354. | mark (markmuch) | 97.55 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
4355. | Bruh (bruh432) | 97.55 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
4356. | Pure (zahin68) | 97.55 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
4357. | Dado (top1posto) | 97.54 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
4358. | Davis (bengalman447) | 97.54 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
4359. | cartelet (skaixx) | 97.54 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
4360. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 97.54 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
4361. | k (spd_y) | 97.53 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
4362. | sini (seenee) | 97.52 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
4363. | Chelsea (chelsea0099) | 97.50 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
4364. | Blade (kingsblade) | 97.50 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
4365. | Aidan (slippp3r) | 97.49 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
4366. | Charles (chazz1222) | 97.49 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
4367. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 97.49 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |