The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11796. | Lam (eeric) | 85.09 | — | 2011-04-26 |
11797. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 85.09 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
11798. | Esmer (23455432) | 85.09 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
11799. | Vito (nsvito) | 85.09 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
11800. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 85.08 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
11801. | Grant (grantw79) | 85.08 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
11802. | clerie (sovasin) | 85.08 | 93% | 2014-02-28 |
11803. | David (dwright) | 85.07 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
11804. | sph (izst) | 85.07 | 87% | 2012-10-03 |
11805. | kai yuan (hedonistky) | 85.07 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
11806. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 85.07 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
11807. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 85.07 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
11808. | Chris (ohkaychris) | 85.07 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
11809. | navi (navreee) | 85.07 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
11810. | Jose (speedygonzalez27) | 85.07 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
11811. | L (die_eisdiele) | 85.07 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
11812. | amanullah.fitallc@yahoo.com... | 85.06 | — | 2011-04-26 |
11813. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 85.06 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
11814. | Princess (deathmeter) | 85.06 | 87% | 2017-02-07 |
11815. | John Clarence (kamoteforce) | 85.06 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
11816. | Arkinator (arkinator) | 85.06 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
11817. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 85.06 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
11818. | Acetaminophen (imtired) | 85.05 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
11819. | tstats[metroidam11] (metroi... | 85.05 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
11820. | Angel (failwhale) | 85.05 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
11821. | Ever (efebo) | 85.05 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
11822. | Zane (zaneg) | 85.05 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
11823. | Jaycup (still_ydgn) | 85.05 | 92% | 2013-11-14 |
11824. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 85.04 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
11825. | Grace (kitsumi) | 85.04 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |