So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13100. | Yasya (yasyars) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
13101. | Kevin (logia) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
13102. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 79.14 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
13103. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 79.14 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
13104. | Noe (yesnoe) | 79.14 | — | 2009-11-22 |
13105. | hiwatari (hiwatari) | 79.14 | — | 2010-11-30 |
13106. | Oobi (oobixyz) | 79.13 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
13107. | Albert (timetock) | 79.13 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
13108. | seelan (seelan) | 79.13 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
13109. | Arjan (avdh4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
13110. | Altantsooj (baljkaa39) | 79.13 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
13111. | Joseph (josejose1) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-10-14 |
13112. | l_Suple_l (ql_suple_lp) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
13113. | Ben (bendoman_) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
13114. | Faendal (colintjy) | 79.12 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
13115. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 79.12 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
13116. | Kennesaw (kennesawmtlandis) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
13117. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 79.11 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
13118. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 79.11 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
13119. | Brent (writerb) | 79.11 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
13120. | kazden (kazdenetienne) | 79.10 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
13121. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 79.10 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
13122. | Turree (turree) | 79.10 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
13123. | astachurski (astachurski) | 79.10 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
13124. | Rusty (foundry) | 79.10 | 87% | 2015-03-05 |
13125. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 79.10 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
13126. | BeckerGames.com (crazyninja... | 79.10 | 88% | 2013-08-02 |
13127. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
13128. | Bryan (bmyutuc) | 79.10 | 94% | 2013-10-11 |
13129. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 79.10 | 91% | 2014-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |