So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
29687. | Caleb (toxicbot777) | 50.84 | 93% | 2020-11-06 |
29688. | tasya (tasyaa) | 50.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
29689. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 50.84 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
29690. | Phan (phanthaiduong21) | 50.83 | 93% | 2019-04-06 |
29691. | duk (bongoun) | 50.83 | 90% | 2012-10-02 |
29692. | Bryant (maliksi) | 50.83 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
29693. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 50.83 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
29694. | Long Pham (long29031997) | 50.82 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
29695. | Ninja (ninjawanker) | 50.82 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
29696. | draza (draza) | 50.81 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
29697. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 50.81 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
29698. | Brojo (brojokm) | 50.81 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
29699. | Paymon (utramaster360) | 50.81 | 87% | 2012-12-08 |
29700. | Hemant (hemantadil) | 50.81 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
29701. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 50.80 | — | 2008-11-29 |
29702. | Jessica (jessicatran1997) | 50.80 | — | 2009-09-04 |
29703. | Carpe (carpe) | 50.79 | 97% | 2011-12-08 |
29704. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 50.79 | 89% | 2013-05-15 |
29705. | Myre (tobiasmyrvoll) | 50.79 | 88% | 2016-01-26 |
29706. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
29707. | Gabriel (synthetic00) | 50.79 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
29708. | Aron (mailo95) | 50.79 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
29709. | Sheperd (sheperd69) | 50.78 | 92% | 2022-01-16 |
29710. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 50.78 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
29711. | Michael (bbtiger) | 50.78 | — | 2011-03-20 |
29712. | Big Mac (mak60) | 50.78 | — | 2011-04-23 |
29713. | Brokelyn (brokelynprincess) | 50.78 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
29714. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 50.78 | 94% | 2012-11-07 |
29715. | mg (mg500) | 50.78 | 92% | 2016-11-24 |
29716. | SW (steelseries2001) | 50.78 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |