I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1375. | Gordon (zxdondon) | 78.84 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
1376. | klungs (klungs) | 78.84 | 95.5% | 2024-01-12 |
1377. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
1378. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 78.80 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
1379. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 78.79 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
1380. | Miroslav (lil_retarded) | 78.77 | 95.6% | 2023-12-01 |
1381. | Kevin (kmg2002) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-11-09 |
1382. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 78.73 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
1383. | dramorak (dramorak) | 78.72 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
1384. | Theo (mewtish) | 78.66 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
1385. | Mc Louie (elemaw) | 78.65 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
1386. | Nic (ning0) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
1387. | Amin (super_stage) | 78.62 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
1388. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
1389. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
1390. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
1391. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
1392. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
1393. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
1394. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
1395. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
1396. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
1397. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
1398. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 94% | 2024-01-02 |
1399. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
1400. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
1401. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
1402. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
1403. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
1404. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94% | 2024-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |