As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13694. | K3 (lienk3) | 71.50 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
13695. | elemental (asy_coder) | 71.50 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
13696. | artist (apg21092002) | 71.50 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
13697. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 71.50 | 99% | 2016-05-22 |
13698. | Slow & Steady (zeeshan89) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
13699. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
13700. | Alikhan (realikh) | 71.50 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
13701. | Piet (jompie) | 71.50 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
13702. | sweep (sweeper007) | 71.49 | 96.8% | 2023-11-17 |
13703. | Jason (921jason921) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
13704. | Graham (gfoote) | 71.49 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
13705. | Nicholas (carrot17) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
13706. | Billy (billy890) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
13707. | DWG (lsunixl) | 71.48 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
13708. | craout (nthaoho) | 71.48 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
13709. | potatos (potatoshasu) | 71.48 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
13710. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 71.47 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
13711. | Ben (benmatthew) | 71.47 | 94% | 2015-10-12 |
13712. | Leblanc (leblancfg) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
13713. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
13714. | MasterKey (wiyuan) | 71.45 | 96.1% | 2021-02-02 |
13715. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 71.44 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
13716. | Jared (excline) | 71.44 | 94.7% | 2021-01-29 |
13717. | V3ness (venessang) | 71.44 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
13718. | markapod (markapod) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
13719. | Saoubin (subin_) | 71.44 | 94% | 2015-10-21 |
13720. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 71.43 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
13721. | akk (torriala) | 71.43 | 95% | 2016-02-29 |
13722. | Floppy (floppyhug) | 71.42 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
13723. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |