So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11543. | dulguun (raven520) | 82.05 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
11544. | Vaj (taychee) | 82.05 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
11545. | Julie (sansa) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
11546. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
11547. | Tay (tayc) | 82.04 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
11548. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 82.04 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
11549. | EroKage (erokage) | 82.04 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
11550. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 82.04 | 98% | 2013-06-05 |
11551. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 82.04 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
11552. | Tairon (tairon) | 82.03 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
11553. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.03 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
11554. | Maria (mariatran9) | 82.03 | — | 2009-12-26 |
11555. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.02 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
11556. | Hello (hellotelly) | 82.02 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
11557. | Nigel (intrexion) | 82.02 | 89% | 2013-01-19 |
11558. | Ameer (choyun) | 82.02 | 97% | 2013-08-23 |
11559. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 82.01 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
11560. | Justin (minionace47) | 82.01 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
11561. | Andee (andeetypes) | 82.01 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
11562. | Luri (lurinym) | 82.01 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
11563. | Angel (angel_j) | 82.01 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
11564. | zurakin (zurakin) | 82.00 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
11565. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 82.00 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
11566. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 82.00 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
11567. | T100 dvorak (chris_dvorak) | 82.00 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
11568. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 82.00 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
11569. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 82.00 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
11570. | Viran (viranp) | 82.00 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
11571. | b (ninjac) | 82.00 | — | 2009-06-20 |
11572. | htc (hatoci) | 82.00 | — | 2009-12-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |