As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7634. | Paul (phlap) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
7635. | Lulu (lulu_latte) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
7636. | Markus (mkh90) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
7637. | Jacob (peterjacob) | 86.79 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
7638. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
7639. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
7640. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
7641. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
7642. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
7643. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
7644. | Jesus (yeetusdeletus420) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
7645. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 86.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
7646. | tak power (langsungg) | 86.78 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
7647. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
7648. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
7649. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
7650. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
7651. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
7652. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
7653. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
7654. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
7655. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
7656. | Live (ugatyper) | 86.74 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
7657. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
7658. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
7659. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
7660. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7661. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
7662. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 86.73 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
7663. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |