As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22872. | špinšpelis (babuin) | 42.22 | 90% | 2016-06-11 |
22873. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 42.21 | 93% | 2015-07-22 |
22874. | trisha (vervxininq) | 42.20 | 94.9% | 2021-02-17 |
22875. | beb (frgrgfrdf) | 42.19 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
22876. | Hannes (asiansticka) | 42.19 | 94% | 2020-06-06 |
22877. | Skrrt (toitz) | 42.18 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
22878. | Cyrus (cyrusnthng) | 42.18 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
22879. | Hikmat (hikmat) | 42.15 | 90% | 2016-10-10 |
22880. | yurii (yurcifer) | 42.14 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
22881. | Hugo (hovernem) | 42.14 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
22882. | Owen (cheezy40blevins) | 42.13 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
22883. | Javokhir (developer_007) | 42.13 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
22884. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 42.12 | 93% | 2015-11-16 |
22885. | bobbejaan (bobbejaan) | 42.11 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
22886. | mally (malleshmally) | 42.09 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
22887. | Maria Ella (hagoonz07) | 42.09 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
22888. | Ryatstats[luapeash]n (luape... | 42.08 | 93% | 2023-01-05 |
22889. | Oscar (oscar444) | 42.08 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
22890. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 42.08 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
22891. | someone (check1) | 42.07 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
22892. | Lukas (lukasdiraa) | 42.07 | 94.8% | 2023-10-26 |
22893. | Prints-Erik (dwarfking) | 42.07 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
22894. | Sarpin (sarpin10812) | 42.05 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
22895. | andrei (alefter87) | 42.04 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
22896. | Ariz (arizbuno) | 42.03 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
22897. | Irfan (rawalpindiexpress) | 42.03 | 93% | 2016-01-31 |
22898. | Daniel (psychedelicfart) | 42.02 | 92% | 2016-11-06 |
22899. | Alamgir (alamgir1990) | 42.02 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
22900. | I like turtles (turtleboi) | 42.01 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
22901. | Farid (faridbahrun) | 42.01 | 89% | 2016-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |