As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7425. | Levi (famoosh) | 87.41 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
7426. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 87.41 | 100% | 2023-11-05 |
7427. | Benski (bmar6878) | 87.41 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
7428. | venus® (venuspailer) | 87.41 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
7429. | Ella (amhaissup) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
7430. | neo (eliteneo) | 87.41 | 97.3% | 2021-01-29 |
7431. | Ogs⭐⭐⭐⭐ (ogsessed) | 87.41 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
7432. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 87.41 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
7433. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 87.40 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
7434. | Starzles (starzles) | 87.40 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
7435. | Martin (mpgo13) | 87.40 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
7436. | Chxuitaa (chxuitaa) | 87.39 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
7437. | Jave (pendragon25) | 87.39 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
7438. | Ric (trig1968) | 87.39 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
7439. | m (hotdogggg) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
7440. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 87.39 | 89% | 2016-04-25 |
7441. | Harry (bonogo123) | 87.38 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
7442. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 87.38 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
7443. | lua (lualua) | 87.38 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
7444. | pedro (febronio) | 87.37 | 96.7% | 2023-11-25 |
7445. | champanda (champanda) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
7446. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 87.37 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
7447. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 87.37 | 100% | 2021-07-29 |
7448. | Gabe (115162382) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
7449. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 87.37 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
7450. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 87.37 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
7451. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 87.37 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
7452. | arsam (pereeia) | 87.36 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
7453. | mjlambrechtje (mjlambrechtje) | 87.36 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
7454. | Eric (sofastboi112) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |