So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2499. | Sam (sam16975) | 110.34 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
2500. | Kamuran (drkammers) | 110.34 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
2501. | maroo (maroo) | 110.34 | 99% | 2013-09-17 |
2502. | dankpanda (dank_panda) | 110.33 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
2503. | Alexander (alxndurto) | 110.33 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
2504. | Anton (antonchen) | 110.32 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
2505. | Aldo (vxmagexv) | 110.31 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
2506. | Jose (relictus) | 110.31 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
2507. | heartless (dontcarebro) | 110.31 | 96% | 2011-11-12 |
2508. | Noobish (noobishsvk) | 110.30 | 94% | 2016-04-23 |
2509. | Everett (kdrain) | 110.30 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
2510. | Sash (sashboy31) | 110.29 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
2511. | Petrus (petrus123) | 110.28 | 95% | 2015-03-28 |
2512. | Markov (markovsembel) | 110.28 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
2513. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 110.27 | 99% | 2022-06-03 |
2514. | sadiyah (sadiyah) | 110.27 | — | 2011-03-12 |
2515. | z0rp (z0rp) | 110.26 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
2516. | Greg (limper) | 110.26 | — | 2011-02-11 |
2517. | andy (choboguy) | 110.26 | 93% | 2011-06-19 |
2518. | Alex (imrlligood) | 110.25 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
2519. | MaurĂcio (mauricioc) | 110.25 | — | 2010-03-04 |
2520. | Jeeoh (son_ofwind) | 110.24 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
2521. | Vince (vince91) | 110.23 | 98% | 2012-12-02 |
2522. | Apex Pro (hotw1ng) | 110.22 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
2523. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 110.22 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
2524. | ryan (anonymousboy321) | 110.21 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
2525. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 110.21 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
2526. | William (coffeecaveman) | 110.19 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
2527. | Fred (coolerfred) | 110.19 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
2528. | Bob (bob_bongloaded) | 110.19 | — | 2010-06-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |