As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5994. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
5995. | Albert (tastiermite) | 91.64 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
5996. | chekic (chekic) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
5997. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
5998. | Colin (sticklin10) | 91.63 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
5999. | jb (woorie7) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
6000. | Tarako (tarako) | 91.63 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
6001. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 91.62 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
6002. | world man (fricked) | 91.62 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
6003. | DayVIS (yoyochecktisout) | 91.62 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
6004. | T (simonhawk) | 91.61 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
6005. | Keago (keago) | 91.61 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
6006. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 91.60 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
6007. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
6008. | Glerou (tudesci) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
6009. | Max (souriz) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
6010. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
6011. | gwscal (gwscal) | 91.58 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
6012. | Like Like (like_like) | 91.58 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
6013. | Avery (avery_l) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
6014. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 91.56 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
6015. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
6016. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
6017. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 91.56 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
6018. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 91.56 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
6019. | Lost (itslost) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
6020. | Lhyme (lhyme) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
6021. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
6022. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2023-10-29 |
6023. | Kyle (sbm66) | 91.54 | 93% | 2016-10-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |