So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8182. | Omar (tonyproject) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
8183. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
8184. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 89.39 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
8185. | Adridri (eidorian) | 89.38 | 92% | 2022-05-29 |
8186. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 89.38 | 95% | 2014-08-11 |
8187. | Victor (susavile) | 89.38 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
8188. | Leo (gnowoel) | 89.38 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
8189. | Nick (cptchunk) | 89.37 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
8190. | kitten (raccoon2033) | 89.37 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
8191. | Pew (prettypls) | 89.37 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
8192. | sultan (gamerzz) | 89.37 | — | 2009-05-05 |
8193. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 89.36 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
8194. | R (bobf) | 89.36 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
8195. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.36 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
8196. | Jonas (enfisk) | 89.36 | 90% | 2012-11-19 |
8197. | Avneet (avneet91@gmail.com) | 89.36 | 94% | 2011-05-11 |
8198. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 89.35 | 100% | 2016-06-26 |
8199. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
8200. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 89.35 | 95% | 2017-01-05 |
8201. | S (infamous567) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
8202. | Alex (botscotch) | 89.34 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
8203. | theoneandonly (verexus) | 89.34 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
8204. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 89.34 | — | 2011-01-04 |
8205. | GL (gl2993) | 89.34 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
8206. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 89.33 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
8207. | Winson (winjson) | 89.33 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
8208. | Aviv (abyx) | 89.33 | — | 2010-07-19 |
8209. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-03-18 |
8210. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 89.32 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
8211. | big (bigbawler25) | 89.32 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |