Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3393. | xena (scogx3281) | 64.80 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
3394. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 64.79 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
3395. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 64.79 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
3396. | Alex (alexklaus) | 64.78 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
3397. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
3398. | Augment (augment) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
3399. | Tyler (poopbiskit) | 64.77 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
3400. | Syrus (abbys_sof) | 64.76 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
3401. | Dann (danndilion) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
3402. | None of (heythere456) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
3403. | Shayan (zackroos) | 64.74 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
3404. | Sam (wes0707) | 64.70 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
3405. | sin (dalysin) | 64.69 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
3406. | Allison (vllisunshine) | 64.69 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
3407. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 64.68 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
3408. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 64.67 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
3409. | Szilu (szilu) | 64.66 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
3410. | Luris (lemonosity) | 64.66 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
3411. | oregord (oregord) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
3412. | AdamJ (chillonaut) | 64.62 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
3413. | Augustin (letplane) | 64.61 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
3414. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 64.61 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
3415. | K (zhanbolat) | 64.60 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
3416. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
3417. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 64.57 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
3418. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 64.56 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
3419. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 64.56 | 94% | 2019-12-04 |
3420. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 64.55 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
3421. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 64.54 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
3422. | David (vvans) | 64.54 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |