As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13756. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 71.20 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
13757. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 71.20 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
13758. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 71.20 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
13759. | Katherine (incur) | 71.19 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
13760. | predrag (pkmfs) | 71.19 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
13761. | Ian (ianlang123) | 71.19 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
13762. | John (loki83jcg) | 71.19 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
13763. | eryoma (eryoma) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
13764. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
13765. | Kristian (jivkovk) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
13766. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 71.18 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
13767. | KitKat (stardust_collision) | 71.17 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
13768. | DingDongDingy (dingdongdingy) | 71.17 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
13769. | sz4bo (sz4bo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
13770. | Keo (mightkeo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
13771. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 71.17 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
13772. | Mark (lemon________) | 71.16 | 93% | 2021-04-05 |
13773. | Mason (masonkg) | 71.16 | 97.1% | 2021-02-07 |
13774. | Fudance (fudance) | 71.16 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
13775. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 71.15 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
13776. | Brandon (pastaneko) | 71.15 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
13777. | zonked (zonked) | 71.15 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
13778. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 71.15 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
13779. | gloez (gloez) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
13780. | Lee (lemonade_xd) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
13781. | dishie (the_dishwasher) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
13782. | Micahel (mvpolivko) | 71.14 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
13783. | Daniel (gismo359) | 71.14 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
13784. | Brendan (chiefodo) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
13785. | Juri (jurida) | 71.13 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |