As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14614. | Brian (vance071) | 69.09 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
14615. | Jim (jimvang8790) | 69.09 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
14616. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 69.09 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
14617. | Michael (raczcar) | 69.09 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
14618. | Logan (soundoholi2490) | 69.09 | 91% | 2016-07-29 |
14619. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 69.08 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
14620. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 69.08 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
14621. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 69.08 | 94% | 2016-06-24 |
14622. | Wony (hentalover69) | 69.08 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
14623. | tysabe (tysabe) | 69.08 | 95% | 2016-10-17 |
14624. | Teddie (teddie37) | 69.07 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
14625. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.06 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
14626. | Vishal (vishalnehra) | 69.06 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
14627. | Bro (brosos) | 69.06 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
14628. | Paolo (oloapss) | 69.06 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
14629. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 69.06 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
14630. | Kang (kanghsi) | 69.05 | 94% | 2023-05-29 |
14631. | Teun (typingthunder) | 69.05 | 94.6% | 2023-10-01 |
14632. | Pat (james52) | 69.05 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
14633. | Robert (furyon700) | 69.05 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
14634. | FleshEyes (lejitt) | 69.05 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
14635. | Cristi (sup3rfly) | 69.05 | 92% | 2017-02-09 |
14636. | Mai (napping_koala) | 69.04 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
14637. | Somting usful (somtin) | 69.03 | 94% | 2018-12-23 |
14638. | javier (jf1442) | 69.03 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
14639. | Ashton (luffy_san) | 69.03 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
14640. | CARLO (cjbal) | 69.03 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
14641. | Collin (cmart8) | 69.03 | 94% | 2016-05-17 |
14642. | Jay (jayhuang123) | 69.03 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
14643. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 69.03 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |