As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2999. | Gelo (gelo2004) | 104.09 | 100% | 2021-12-08 |
3000. | Anthony (zhengant) | 104.08 | 89% | 2016-08-16 |
3001. | Storytime (sharlo) | 104.08 | 100% | 2019-03-04 |
3002. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 104.06 | 97.4% | 2023-11-29 |
3003. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 104.06 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
3004. | paul (superspys) | 104.06 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
3005. | Pat (pathwang) | 104.04 | 94% | 2016-01-16 |
3006. | Param (paramt) | 104.03 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
3007. | William (willietron) | 104.03 | 97.1% | 2023-12-31 |
3008. | James (billybreathe5) | 104.03 | 97% | 2016-06-03 |
3009. | Alex (eagles1106) | 104.03 | 98% | 2017-03-06 |
3010. | Chris (vatha1321) | 104.03 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
3011. | Nathaniel (nathaniel_h) | 104.03 | 98% | 2017-02-05 |
3012. | Marty (guitarmar100) | 104.02 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
3013. | n8 (ttensu) | 104.02 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
3014. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 104.02 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
3015. | Ross (trickydick6) | 104.01 | 99% | 2018-05-30 |
3016. | Luke (lavedon) | 104.01 | 100% | 2015-10-09 |
3017. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 104.00 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
3018. | Marm (slayerxy) | 104.00 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
3019. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 104.00 | 100% | 2017-05-21 |
3020. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 104.00 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
3021. | Danny (flowburst) | 103.99 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
3022. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
3023. | Scan (scherzo) | 103.98 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
3024. | Michelle (michelleness) | 103.98 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
3025. | James (jjlinden) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
3026. | Newly (newly) | 103.98 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
3027. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 103.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
3028. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 103.97 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |