Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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931. | (psyhackological) | 93.59 | 94% | 2019-07-15 |
932. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 93.56 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
933. | rach (springjinx) | 93.55 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
934. | (zesty11) | 93.54 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
935. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 93.54 | 99% | 2017-11-17 |
936. | Andrew (foretold) | 93.52 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
937. | Bread (stolenbread) | 93.51 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
938. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 93.51 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
939. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
940. | rk61 (lowda9) | 93.51 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
941. | kite (sushiowl) | 93.45 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
942. | g (georgetianke) | 93.45 | 99% | 2020-02-28 |
943. | D (realqstic) | 93.44 | 99% | 2020-10-30 |
944. | Ouiabou (tki_deneb) | 93.44 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
945. | (floofyaltaria) | 93.43 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
946. | LockStock (lockstock) | 93.39 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
947. | kyubkubkubkubyub (kyubkubku... | 93.38 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
948. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 93.37 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
949. | tony#ΦωΦ (darkblu) | 93.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
950. | Joie (jliba12) | 93.32 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
951. | John (hylkinator) | 93.30 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
952. | Harold (haroldfinch) | 93.29 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
953. | Vitres (irving1234028) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
954. | l502x (l502x) | 93.27 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
955. | R (rtleo) | 93.25 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
956. | Morris on break (h0nny) | 93.25 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
957. | wtasfias (wtasfias) | 93.19 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
958. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 93.18 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
959. | Brian (bradams26) | 93.11 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
960. | Edwin (edweezy) | 93.10 | 99% | 2019-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |