As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17723. | ahmed (frizew) | 61.28 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
17724. | aladins (aladinsmonkey) | 61.28 | 96% | 2016-07-19 |
17725. | Nandies (lilnandies) | 61.27 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
17726. | Chris (gungeoneer3) | 61.27 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
17727. | Marquavion (kingmarq) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
17728. | Jeddha (juztjezuz) | 61.26 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
17729. | Naresh (naresh12) | 61.26 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
17730. | CJ (cjcurata) | 61.26 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
17731. | nope (vecksberex) | 61.26 | 94% | 2017-01-30 |
17732. | Jano (janolaw) | 61.25 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
17733. | Fineson (fineson) | 61.25 | 89% | 2015-12-09 |
17734. | iwillcomboyou (iwillcomboyou) | 61.25 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
17735. | Zaki (menza_zm) | 61.25 | 94.6% | 2024-02-02 |
17736. | Kristian (forcepain) | 61.25 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
17737. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.24 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
17738. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 61.24 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
17739. | Saer (saer) | 61.23 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
17740. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 61.23 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
17741. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 61.23 | 94% | 2022-05-23 |
17742. | buzzer (ksugiarto) | 61.23 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
17743. | Yohan (yohantyping) | 61.23 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
17744. | Isaaq (donkeymenpeople) | 61.22 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
17745. | Mayflies (bityjimy) | 61.22 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
17746. | Adam (adamt_543) | 61.22 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
17747. | Pouya (pouyal) | 61.21 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
17748. | Nathanael (audacioussuman) | 61.21 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
17749. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 61.21 | 91% | 2016-09-03 |
17750. | Mac (327type) | 61.21 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
17751. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 61.20 | 89% | 2015-07-30 |
17752. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 61.20 | 93% | 2015-11-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |