So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15664. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 74.56 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
15665. | FP31 (fp31) | 74.56 | 97.8% | 2023-10-29 |
15666. | Dylan (dylanmeeble) | 74.56 | 97% | 2012-12-18 |
15667. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 74.56 | — | 2009-07-29 |
15668. | White (beast_5) | 74.55 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
15669. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 74.55 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
15670. | Joelle (abbyaguas) | 74.55 | 98% | 2014-05-02 |
15671. | T (ltsa) | 74.55 | 98% | 2014-10-08 |
15672. | Typer (pjottur) | 74.54 | 100% | 2021-05-14 |
15673. | eplicator (davideplee) | 74.54 | 95% | 2013-08-03 |
15674. | Kuliseins (kuliseinsscmeckt... | 74.54 | 91% | 2013-09-29 |
15675. | Andy (andy4574) | 74.53 | 95% | 2016-08-03 |
15676. | Bill (billsbiceps) | 74.53 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
15677. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 74.53 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
15678. | Ben (benyefet) | 74.53 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
15679. | Tuan (tuan) | 74.53 | 99% | 2012-05-25 |
15680. | Random (65h1000) | 74.52 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
15681. | Jason (liushaobo) | 74.52 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
15682. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 74.52 | 89% | 2016-08-04 |
15683. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 74.52 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
15684. | mikha (ratrug) | 74.52 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
15685. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
15686. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
15687. | PALY (paly) | 74.52 | 93% | 2011-10-07 |
15688. | tres (traalala) | 74.52 | — | 2009-01-29 |
15689. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 74.52 | 91% | 2015-03-27 |
15690. | Steve (mcgee_00) | 74.52 | — | 2010-08-12 |
15691. | buzzer (ksugiarto) | 74.52 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
15692. | Ejaculation (ejaculation) | 74.52 | 93% | 2013-01-29 |
15693. | lkj;sdf (jpbatman99) | 74.51 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |